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For reasons beyond my ken, there is a half-eaten stick of butter sitting on my window sill. I didn't put it there. Caelyn has concluded that is an offering from the squirrels, demonstrating their acceptance of me as their god.

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tyoko
Mar. 17th, 2007 10:52 pm (UTC)

All Hail Alfy! Keeper of Acorns and Harbinger of the Endless Autumn, in whose grace there will surely be unnumbered birdfeeders for all!
loweko
Mar. 17th, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
I hopoe he realises this means he is expected to grant boons.
tyoko
Mar. 18th, 2007 11:11 am (UTC)

I'll say. Even at this very moment, there are thousands of good little squirrel children making squeaky little prayers to him. :D
alfedenzo
Mar. 18th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
But am I kind, loving god, or a angry, wrathful god? Is my housemate, who resents squirrels eating human garbage and thus avoiding having to hibernate, and who chases squirrels to give them exercise, my nemesis against whom I will defend them, or an agent of my wrath?

The butter might explain why I found a squirrel sitting on my window ledge earlier this term, making funny squeeking noises.
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